Good god, you're a woman.

[very_improbable]

The other thing about Iron Man, for the benefit of those contemplating seeing it? Speaking as someone who has already put a pretty picture of movie!Tony in one of my six precious icon slots and is probably going to write nutty crossover femslash about Pepper Potts, I do nevertheless wanna note that this movie has an awful lot of OH JOHN RINGO NO. I was surprised that nobody really warned me about this.