FIC: "Cut and Restored" (M*A*S*H)

The first of two sitcomathon stories--because when I stress out I write too much instead of too little. ;) Written for the lovely and talented mandysbitch, who requested Hawkeye/Trapper and the prompt "You ask what I remember?"

Title: Cut and Restored
Author: Malograntum Vitiorum
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Summary: An old man and a young writer. Life has a way of going on.

( I'm afraid this book is going to be half made up of explanatory notes. . . )

FIC: "Country Matters" (Black Books)

Second of two sitcomathon stories for mandysbitch, who asked for Bernard and country and western music.

Title: Country Matters
Author: Malograntum Vitiorum
Fandom: Black Books
Summary: "'Hello Fran! That's Fran, everybody. I think we may have had what you might call a, a zany misunderstanding.' Lacking a more focused objective for the moment, Bernard fell down again."
Author's Notes: This is not exactly a plot-heavy thing, but for reference, it is set somewhere in the first season, because sadly that's the only one I've seen.

( Country and western music. )

HELP?

I can't seem to post to sitcomathon to notify the comm that my stories are up, and I have to go save the world--can some kind person who's on the comm please put a quick note up there linking to one or the other of the stories in case I can't make another stab at this before the deadline, and I'll go make a proper post later? Thank you so very very much. Kisses.