Oldie but goodie

My new favorite Neil Gaiman quotation:

"No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction."

Give me your opinion on this

[The subject is O'Neill/Maybourne and why their slashiness has not resulted in more fic; prevailing sentiment is that they're not young/cute enough to get the slash following they deserve. Because, you know, people in their fifties totally never have sex.]

very_improbable: I think there should be a comm for characters who are too old for fandom to ship them properly
very_improbable: I'll finish that Frank/Cyril story sometime and post it there
doorrepairgirl: i think that's a very good idea
very_improbable: It could be called "Mature Content"
doorrepairgirl: haaaa

[LJ interests searching ensues]

very_improbable: Amazingly enough, it does not appear to exist
very_improbable: (I usually assume that if I've had an idea, LJ has a couple comms relating to it already, at least one of them for furries)