I think this all falls into the "If I have to know this, you have to know it" category

Below I have some links to a story that a) includes brain-breaking CELEBRITY-RELATED WTFERY and b) truly brilliant internet fail, c) may also interest the lawyers and law students who enjoy crazy case studies and d) I've just realized could, potentially, be triggering for some readers, thus the lj-cut.

( No, honestly )