Why People magazine, by the way? How did they become the go-to guys for "I'M GAY" headlines?

[very_improbable]

Gaiken and Lindsay out of the closet? Is there something in the water?

("Out of the closet" is a real misnomer, of course, especially for freakin' Lindsay Lohan, who could only be said to have been "in the closet" if you placed no information value on the fact that her girlfriend talks about their relationship in public all the time.)

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[kumquatweekend.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I find it amusing that the freakin' tabloids have been referring Sammy Ronson as Lindsay's "BFF" for, like, the past year.