I love this show
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very_improbableBackground: For plot-related reasons, Coroner Dominic Da Vinci has to go score some junk. He and Detective Leary go to the park and do a little dealer-spotting to figure out who's got the stuff, then approach a likely gentleman.
DEALER: You look like a cop.
DA VINCI: I'm not a cop. That fella over there, he is a cop.
LEARY: *flashes his badge*
DA VINCI: And if you don't sell me the dope, he's gonna arrest you.
DEALER: o.O
DA VINCI: What can I say, it's backwards day.
DEALER: . . .you're not going to arrest me?
DA VINCI: I got a situation.
DEALER: *sells Da Vinci a bag o' junk*
DA VINCI: Thank you. *leaves*
ME: *LITERALLY FALLS OVER LAUGHING*
That was almost as good as when the crazed meth girl was attacking him and he was trying to deflect her without having to be violent, but that clearly wasn't going to be a sustainable plan, and he went "Sorry" before slamming the door into her head.
DEALER: You look like a cop.
DA VINCI: I'm not a cop. That fella over there, he is a cop.
LEARY: *flashes his badge*
DA VINCI: And if you don't sell me the dope, he's gonna arrest you.
DEALER: o.O
DA VINCI: What can I say, it's backwards day.
DEALER: . . .you're not going to arrest me?
DA VINCI: I got a situation.
DEALER: *sells Da Vinci a bag o' junk*
DA VINCI: Thank you. *leaves*
ME: *LITERALLY FALLS OVER LAUGHING*
That was almost as good as when the crazed meth girl was attacking him and he was trying to deflect her without having to be violent, but that clearly wasn't going to be a sustainable plan, and he went "Sorry" before slamming the door into her head.
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Date: 2006-01-31 11:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-01 12:24 am (UTC)I understand it's spun off into "Da Vinci's City Hall" in new eps now, but the first season's out on DVD. And around here, at least, they're syndicating the HELL out of various seasons--it's like freakin' Law & Order or something.